Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I lost...... several litres of blood when the buttmonkey of a surgeon performing my tonsillectomy slipped and cut open an artery.
Half of it ended up all over my hospital smock. The other half I regurgitated later. The hospital staff didn't think it prudent to try and put it back.
They gave me someone else's instead.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 7:48, Reply)
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