Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Completely unlikely.My friend Forrest is missing half his ring finger. Whenever somebody asks him how it happened, he gets a funny grin on his face and dives into this story.
"So I've got this ring, right? I got it for my birthday, it was a pretty nice ring. So I was stroking it, you know, stroking it and talking to it because it was nice. And then my sister comes along and says, Hey Forrest, can I have that ring, precious? And I say, well, no, it's mine, precious. And then, you know what!? She jumps on me and bites off my finger. Funny, eh?"
Of course, the truth is he held onto a rope too long and broke his finger in the pulley. But the truth never stopped a good story and he'll be damned if it'll let it stop his.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 19:50, Reply)
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