Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Somewhat worryingTook off my top this morning to put on another one (didn't realise it had dinner down it) and a little white thing flew out of it. Hmm, thought I.
Now you know those skin tag things you get when you get a little bobble of skin? I had one of those in my armpit- had it for years. It's one of those- perfectly fine, no blood on me or the taggy thing. And it even feels fleshy- I've looked at my armpit now and it's definitely that that's come off. It's now sat on my side table until I can think what to do with it. I'm contemplating cooking and eating, but it'd shrink to nothing.
Sad thing is that the first thing I thought once the whole 'Bits are falling off me, and I'm only 21' thing had blown over was an intense wonderment about whether this question had closed yet.
Nobody ever does apologise so i'm most awfully, terribly and quite unabashedly sorry about the length/girth/width/depth/volume/manageability/shine/psychicness/Derek Acorah of this answer. M'lud.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 15:32,
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