Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Rugby is a lovely sportPlaying in a game a few years back my mate Matt was playing fullback, when a very high Gary Owen (high kick) is launched in his general direction.
Matt being a good little No.15 holds his ground and only looks at the ball. Waiting, waiting the ball finally gets close to him and he tries to jump - only to have an opposition player use his thigh as a launching pad.
Queue Matt rolling around in alot of agony. I go over to check whats wrong, when I notice a chuck of leg meat about the size of wine cork on the ground.
He played on the hard man. We lost the game.
He has a fantastic scare and can use the hole to balance golf balls on his leg.
(, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 16:15, Reply)
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