Misunderstood
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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In a bar in Manchester.
"Can I have a pint of Blackthorn."
For a second I assumed the barman was either fixing himself a drink or ignoring me completely until he returned with a black-currant and soda.
"No, sorry, Blackthorn"
"Oooooh"
Queue barman again putting blackcurrant in a glass in preperation for a cider and black.
The white girl below me who gives head is a massive lurker. Kudos.
( , Fri 7 Oct 2005, 1:11, Reply)
"Can I have a pint of Blackthorn."
For a second I assumed the barman was either fixing himself a drink or ignoring me completely until he returned with a black-currant and soda.
"No, sorry, Blackthorn"
"Oooooh"
Queue barman again putting blackcurrant in a glass in preperation for a cider and black.
The white girl below me who gives head is a massive lurker. Kudos.
( , Fri 7 Oct 2005, 1:11, Reply)
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