MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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GirlfriendOnce I was looking for a TV show I downloaded on my computer, and I found a temp directory that had a lot of unusual hidden files that shouldn't have been there. My girlfriend was with me, but there was nothing on my computer that could harm me. I opened a file called "CAMEXP" and saw some nudies of an ex-girlfriend. I exited out of the directory, but she'd already seen.
I'd already gotten in trouble for this before when she found the exact same files in another directory, where they were meant to be stored. I erased those and everything was good. But now, thanks to these phantom pictures in a temp directory, I was in deep crap.
Finally I worked up the nerve to talk to her.
"I know you have a right to have those pictures," she told me. "I won't stop you from masturbating. I'm just mad you let me see them."
"But I don't use those for masturbation," I protested. "Those were pictures of my ex-girlfriend."
Cue other shoe dropping.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 6:18, Reply)
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