MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Oh dear.My ex wife was looking through a medical book about pregnancy while she was carrying my daughter. She kept looking at the list of words in the index and whincing and cringing at their meaning. Suddenly she said,"Ewww what in God's name is a meanous?". It sounded awful so I had to take a look. I looked up the page number, turned to her and sympathetically replied, "You stupid fat ugly cunt, that's MENUS"
Fuck-a-duck! Are pregnant women thick or what!"
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Oct 2005, 9:53,
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