MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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I'm not a vegetarianbut I wasn't really in the mood for eating meat on this particular day.
Me and the family were in Llandudo. Went to a restaurant.
I was looking through the menu and, apart from a couple of pissy little sandwiches, the meals were all mainly meat-based.
The waitress came over.
Me: Hi, just wondered what vegetarian meals you had?
Waitress (confused): We have.... (looks at the menu and points at the Chicken Kiev)
Me: Erm, Chicken Kiev?
Waitress: Yes.
Mike: No, I'm after something vegetarian please
Waitress (even more confused): I'll go and get someone else.
*belms*
Mike
(member of the Stusut79 fan club)
EDIT: And can the mods PLEASE delete all posts containing references to ice cream vans, loogabarooga, and whining about how shit they think this weeks comp is? I'm not claiming mine's the most interesting in the world, but it's fucking better than reading the same old fucking shit again and again.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 13:49,
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