MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Abbreviated Tube namesWas living in leafy West Hampstead a few years ago and had a new girlfriend who was coming to see me. As she's lived in London a year and a half I simply said 'Get the tube to west hampstead and call me for the rest of the details'.
She called, I gave the directions, they made no sense. Probably because she's travelled to West Ham. Her excuse? 'I thought West Ham was short for West Hampstead'. I replied 'You silly bi'. Not the brightest but she did have breasts that looked like a dead heat in a zepplin race. I wonder where they are now (probably around her knees.....)
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 13:51,
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