MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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one night standsFirst things first, weirdcokechick:- Surely knocking out one sprog and having another on the way at 19 years old is a far worse habit than sniffing low grade charlie every weekend.
Or.... are you Jordan in disguise and is 19 your showbiz age. Heed the warning anyway, else your baby will turn out like harvey and your brain will be so mashed you'll end up with Andre.
Anyway, i digress..
Some time ago i met a girl on a drunken night out, one thing led to another and off we are heading back to hers with hardly any effort whatsoever. a woman with loose morals? They were slacker than Bush's Jaw..
Anyway, the deed is done and the vinegar strokes struck - pull out and the condom has split. The blood drains from my face and i begin to think about the possibilities. "oh, dont worry, im on the pill" she says.
As if gave a fuck about her being up the duff when i had to get myself down the clinic the following day to see if she left me with anything more than an empty worthless feeling :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 14:55, Reply)
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