Thank you, my friends!
Mistafeesh - I do want to. I really do. You know me too well, sir! You know me like a dormouse who knows his fellow dormice in a small hole beneath a...wait. Sorry. I'm not doing long posts any more.

Thank you, employee12754, for your kind words, ya daft racist. You are like a guerrilla of envelope-pushing social commentary riding astride the grand pubis of...sorry.

Mike Fishcake - I was a member of the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Fanclub back in '89ish. I got a pair of bright green day-glo shoe laces. Does the stusut79 fanclub involve such gimmickry? Maybe a stusut79 lemur-whistle fashioned from the ribs of a young African...oops!

Oh, sneep! I've heard about the fish oil, but it sounds like you have first-hand experience, my friend! Please elaborate. Does it create a huge gaping...damn. Sorry!

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed - bring those trout on and let the typing jamboree commence! Where do you keep these trout? Do you have a smallholding in Norfolk with various annexes, the walls of which are custom-made from cod-shaped maple carved with...sorry.

Mad McMad - I am pleased that you shivered! I shivered too, if it's any consolation. And no, it's not wrong. I'd be upset if you hadn't shivered. Tell me - did you shiver like a freshly raped dog, or was it more of a...bugger!

Naive Amoeba - let's all convert to Judaism and we can all smile together. In some kind of giant abandoned fish warehouse-cum-steam roller, blazing an unstoppable path to...wait a minute. Sorry. Best of luck with the penis.

Sameranda - thank you. I feel quite overcome. I feel I should now retire from b3ta all together and leave with warmth in my heart. But no! I'll just do a Les Dennis and stick around until I become stale and people resent the very thought of me. Then I'll shuffle away like a barely breathing, freshly-clubbed fur seal and wish I had never been born. I will weep, and my tears will flow forth and collect on the floor like a vast...oh dear.
(stusut79, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 17:18, Reply)