MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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yeast!Many years ago when I was 17 (Okay, last year) some friends and I took a trip to Newcastle as the university was having an open day. Obviously, we didn't step foot in the Uni and hit the local pubs. After necking pints for a couple of hours we decide that some KFC is required. Then the lass at the counter says (extremely strong Geordie accent) "Would you like ice in your drinks?"
Sounded more like she said "Wud yi lyk ees in ye drinks?"
To which my mate James looks up in his strong yorkshire accent and says "What the fuck would I want yeast in my coke for?"
Silence......
(, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 2:54, Reply)
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