MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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EH?!?So i was playing 5 a side with my mates, and after letting an abismally easy save in, as i was in goal, my team mate shouts profanities at me, "what?" i reply, "jamchip shop", as i thought he had said, thats a weird one, said team mates gets his gob within an inch of my ear "NO, YOU CHAMPIONSHIP PIG FUCKER!!" I am still searching for that jamship shop, imagine that mmm jammy chips!?!
Another time
Question from mum = So are you going out tonight with them from uni or are you stopping in to help your dad with the computer
My reply = Three O clock! and i can't even explain that one.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2005, 10:07, Reply)
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