MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Just Remembered....Lots of people have been mentioning how they've mixed up their GFs with their GF's mum and reminded me of this one...
My girlfriend Ami is quite open about our sex life to her friends (and more annoyingly, to my friends)
About a year and a half ago (bearing in mind we were both only 16) my mate rings my mobile
Unfortunately I'm at work and have left my phone at home. So who answers...?
[Mate] Hi Karl are you coming to my house for some beers?
[Girl] This isn't Karl
[Mate] Ami! Stop shagging karl and put him on the phone!
Unfortunately Ami wasn't the one who answered... it was my mum!
[Mum] It's not Ami! I'm karl's Mum!
[Sean] Yeah right! Just because you're fucking Karl's brain out..
....oh dear
(, Sun 9 Oct 2005, 21:30, Reply)
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