MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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While preparing to roast chicken in the oven,my sister and I were given instructions as to what to do with the white meat and the dark meat.
Regrettably, my mother (who is the actual misunderstood party in this case) used the terms "breasts" and "thighs". She did not realize, until it was far too late - that is, until she saw me collapsing to the floor in gales of laughter - that she had inadvertently directed me to perform an obscene act on my sister.
I'll let your imagination do the rest.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 22:49, Reply)
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