
My other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
( , Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Being disgustingly dyslectic, and a having a spelling age of 12 (I’m 24) has brought about it's fair share of written word misunderstanding. For example, I quite often used to leave notes for my mother telling I was off for a ride on my dyke (I meant bike)
Though my favourite, I had a girlfriend of many years, and used to send sickeningly soppy texts. Instead of "sweetie-pie" or " sweet dreams” I would write " sweaty-pie", "Sweat heart" and "sweat dreams". I only found out what I was really writing to her after we broke up. She had thought that I was doing it on purpose. It says allot about that relationship. She was a bit of a "sweaty-pie" though........ And yes, I do now know the difference, you sweaty bitch.
Any way, good night, and sweat dreams.
( , Tue 11 Oct 2005, 15:53, Reply)
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