MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Going through CustomsI had packed a digital metronome in my hand luggage, which chose that moment to switch itself on and start bleeping at sixty beats per minute. Her Majesty's Customs were not amused. Had I not been carrying a cello, it probably would have been a case of on with the rubber gloves and up the jacksie to find the ten kilos of charlie I had stashed in my small intestine.
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