MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Misunderstanding PreventionNearly forgot.
Always remember that not everyone has seen the same films as you. Therefore if, after stuttering for a few seconds trying to get a word out, you substitute whatever you were going to say for the line "I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!" ala Dumb and Dumber, there is a good chance your significant other may think less of you.
Also subsequent conversation may be stilted.
And they may dump you a few days later.
But at least they didn't ring the police.
Score!
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Wed 12 Oct 2005, 17:19,
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