Mobile phone disastersTop Tip: Got "Going Underground" by The Jam as your ringtone? Avoid harsh stares and howling relatives by remembering to switch to silent mode at a funeral.
How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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ContrabandI am close to someone who is a radiographer and this story came from him first hand.
When he was training in a main hospital a couple of years ago a prisioner was brought in with a couple burly prision guards from the local prision.The guards were being a bit less that profesional by smirking and sniggering . The prisioner looked a bit sheepish and uncomfortable.
An x-ray and some surgery for removal was required .
I believe they call this "kiestering" in the prision system.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:26, 2 replies)
OuchWell at least he had the excuse he was hiding contraband, rather than "cleaning his cell whilst naked, when he fell and landed on a rather large bell-end shaped potato, which inexplicably got lodged in his anus".
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, closed)
It doesn't matter how many times you say itNo one will ever believe your potato story!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, closed)
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