Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Not mine but relevantThis was on the news this morning.
tinyurl.com/7uxvec8
"They only realised what had happened on their drunken night of revelry when they woke to find the fairy penguin in their apartment the next morning".
Now that's a night out
p.s.
it's not I love horses
p.p.s
to find the story I simply binged (you heard it here first) 'welshmen penguins' you've gotta love that internet
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spingers, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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jesusI hadn't actually bothered to read the article but this backs up my awesomenessyness of the internet point.
"They alerted the authorities after typing “lost penguin” into Google on their mobile phone, and Dirk was later picked up by Sea World staff."
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spingers, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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"binged" is already a word. It's the past tense of binge. "Binged" will not be a thing like "googled" is a thing.
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Beat me to itThanks though.
My wife was watching some stupid fucking spangly vampire thing a few months ago. I had totally zoned out, focusing on a document I was editing. Then it happened. One of the characters was looking for an address or information about historic teenage fashion model vampires when the other character said "just Bing it".
I just fucking stopped.
Then scrambled for the TiVo remote.
Rewound it.
Pissed myself laughing for about 5 minutes solid.
Zune, search and operating systems. If I were bill gates I would get some custom made toilets with With the Microsoft logo painted on the sweet spot.
Bing it?
Thanks but.............I'll pass.
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What sort of name is Dirk for a penguin?(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:05, closed)
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