A prisoner
Everyone reacts differently to alcohol. When I lived with allot of people in a big old house I would say that a full spectrum of drunk stereotypes were represented. After £1 vodka-redbull night, our groups primary shared interest at the time, this was plain to see.

Around about 2am one housemate (H) was starting to get slightly annoying. Another housemate (J) took on this as a challenge.

J: "Right H, if you don't shut up I'm going to put you away in jail"

H:"Try me"

At this point, the other housemates decided to join in on J's side. As we agreed with him about the shutting up part, but mostly we wanted to see where this was going. After some manhandling, we finally got H behind bars. Furiously H began to shout "let me out" and " want a lawyer" while we retired to watch Dr Who using the volume to drown him out.

The morning after I came down into the kitchen for some aspirin and a cup of tea. Putting the kettle on I saw H was back and clearly hungover.

"What happened last night? why am I here?"

"Oh, you were being an arse, so we put you there and convinced drunk you that you were actually in prison. Fancy a brew?"

H replied in the affirmative, as he climbed out from underneath the upturned shopping trolley he had spend the night in.

I never woke up to find a prisoner again. Probably as now within our group, a shout of 'Trolley!' was now a huge hint that you should stop being an arse.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:32, 1 reply)

Sounds like he got completely
trolleyed.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:40, closed)