Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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I wasn't sure that I was going to share this......as it's actually quite worrying, and one of many reasons I no longer drink, but I once woke up in my own bed clutching a screwed up piece of paper that upon inspection turned out to be a green carbon copy of a British Transport police form, with my name and address and signature all very obviously written by me, confirming I had declined medical attention at Vauxhall station. To this day I don't know what happened or even remember being at Vauxhall station.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:30,
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You'd been bummed half to death in a Vauxhall tranny club.Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:33,
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Yup. That's the only reason you'd be at Vauxhall. Hmm Firefox spellcheck wants to change that to 'Valhalla'. Gay Vikings, anyone?
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Bathory, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:26,
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You must have been a more functional man than I after a fewIf I ever jotted anything down when in a state that I wouldn't remember the next day, it wouldn't very obviously be written even by a human being, let alone by me.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:47,
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oh lord, were you at the bear club at the eagle?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 May 2012, 7:02,
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Until I posted this, I didn't even know Vauxhall had this reputation.But the answer to your question is 'meh, I dunno'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:22,
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