It's weird how shy the undead seem to be
Statistically, if there were ghosts and ghouls someone's toilet would be haunted, and someone would have to suffer the indignity of having to share the room with a phantom whilst they were on the lavatory having a dump. Yet I have never heard this happens.
( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:55, 2 replies)

And they so rarely appear to large groups of people
In theory, pretty much every football ground in the country should be haunted. Yet you never see an apparition of a long dead footballing talent wandering around in front of 80,000 people (David Beckham playing abroad when he does play).
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:38, closed)

Although it might explain
The ectoplasmic residue that seems to turn up in there every Saturday and Sunday morning.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 17:33, closed)