Phantom driver
Jamil is a lovely bloke. From Senegal, through France, via Sweden to Blighty. He is also very black ("Born in the night" is a phrase he tends to use)

Whilst living in Sweden he was driving down an unlit road at night when a cop car drove towards him, suddenly turned in the road behind him and started to pull him over.

Now, the black population in Sweden is not exactly huge, and he had suffered racism before, so was slowly beginning to seethe at this perceived injustice.

Slowly, one of the cops starts walking towards his car, as he gets closer he stops and turns to his colleague, who appears to have started a laughing fit in the police car. He turns back to Jamil, walking as slowly as humanly possible until he gets to the drivers window.

The cop has gone bright red, and starts to almost stutter as he speaks. "Sorry sir. Err...I don't know quite what to say. It was dark, and, er, you are dark, and, er, I couldn't see anyone driving the car. I mean, it looked as if there was noone in the car. Sorry. You can go."

Jamil starts pissing himself with laughter, the other cop has walked up to the car as well and is still laughing as the cop who couldn't see goes redder and redder.

It was some time before Jamil stopped laughing and could go on his merry way.

(Tenuous "ghost" story and shameless pea roast)
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:44, 3 replies)

hahaha!! Get's my click!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:59, closed)

I was hoping you'd repost this.
I will therefore reclick you.
( .Yeti., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:08, closed)

Wasn't sure if it fitted the question, but thought I'd post it up anyway
Cheers for the click
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:15, closed)