Oh I'm sure she'll grow up with terrible self-esteem issues, that's a given
What with a succession of new dads checking up on her in the bathroom to see how she's developing...I'm sure if you asked nicely though her mum would let you have a go for a gram or two, though you'd have to explain why daddy's penis is so much smaller than a real one.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:48, 1 reply)

Wow, you are properly upset, aren't you?
As your friend I think I should tell you that you really aren't coming across very well, here. It might be an idea to go out for a walk for a few minutes or something, until you're a little calmer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:50, closed)

No, just posting jokes on a comedy website
It's...whaddyacallit? "LOLmockery".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:56, closed)

So you're not upset? You seem a bit upset to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:00, closed)

Interesting
Do you indulge in LOLmockery when you get upset? Because your widdle girl wuvs her new daddies more than you, perhaps?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:03, closed)

Oh man you are just too good at this for me.
I give up! You've clearly been 'trolling' me all along! OK, you win!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:06, closed)

That's it, let it all out and have a good cry about your daughter
You'll feel much better for it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:11, closed)

SHAZAM! ALI SHUFFLE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:15, closed)

So which are you, Batman, Spiderman or Superman?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:24, closed)

POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:27, closed)