I find that all my beer gets drunk by some unearthly presence.
My wife swears that I am the culprit but I can honestly say that I never retain any memory of having done so the following day!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 1:09, 1 reply)

Ah you see, I have long since accepted my culpability
In the mysterious disappearance of my booze. That is what made it sooo spooookeeyyy when I woke up to find that some otherworldly entity had refilled my wine bottle.
(Figmaus, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 1:25, closed)

I have to agree.
I'd be a little hesitant (only a little mind you) to drink said wine as I'm not sure I'd like ghost regurgitation.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 2:30, closed)

I wish I was so discerning
I was once found in the kitchen at the tail end of a party filtering cider through a (to call it grubby would be a vast understatement) dish cloth to remove the cigarette butts, said bottle having been used as an ashtray all night. Ghostly vomitus holds no standard I would not happily limbo under in the pursuit of debauchery.
(Figmaus, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 4:26, closed)

Eeeeewwwww!
Cider?!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 5:28, closed)

On a rugby tour we once filtered beer through our kidneys and sent it back to the van behind us.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:26, closed)