B3TA Most HauntedTell us your first-hand ghost stories and paranormal experiences, and we'll tell you that you are a mental. Extra points for
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 13:23)
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My wife's bumhole was haunted......So we got Bob from B&Q down to do a séance. He spoke some mystical words and rubbed a frozen waffle on his face as he inspected my wife's buttocks.
Then he gave her a swift kick to the abdomen and the entity spoke. It said,
"Prrrrrffffffffftt!"
The room was filled with an unholy stench, and Bob explained that the Ghost was looking for a new host and that we should not inhale. We had to wait for the spirit to leave before we could take breath again.
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