How many women have you hit in your lifetime ringofyre?
My score is 0. That's because my mother raised me well.

I trust your parents did a good job too.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:34, 2 replies)

She raised you to be a dull prick with no ambition, no sense of humour, and no self awareness.
She sounds like a typical self-indulgent colonial twat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)

Hundreds. Barely a moment goes by that I'm not turning some bint's face into a bloody pulp.
My mum taught me to never shit in the washing machine and to this day I make it a rule to never shit in it.

Thank god I had such an amazing mother. Without her I'd be shitting in not just the washing machine, but probably all the other white goods too.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:25, closed)