"what's that on your arm?"
my 4-year-old nephew asked a couple of months ago, pointing at the cast on my freshly-shattered wrist.
"it's called a cast," i said, "it makes my arm all better."
"let me see!"
*YANK*
owowowowfuckfuckfuckthatHURTS!!!
trying not to weep as i explained that he really shouldn't pull on Auntie Smash's arm like that was almost as hard as resisting the urge to clip him around the ear.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:56, 7 replies)

Should have drop-kicked him out the window.
It's the only way they learn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:19, closed)

he fell off the step an hour later
and split his lip, so i let him be.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:24, closed)

he fell I shoved him off the step an hour later
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:33, closed)

You're a terrible guardian.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:39, closed)

i was busy unwrapping a lolly ice for his twin brother

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:45, closed)

and shoving him off the step with your foot?
;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:03, closed)

no need
he's a clumsy little bugger
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:05, closed)