I said I was dating the bar manager and because of that I was expected to step in.
At the end I expressed relief that they were usually to drunk to fight properly. Any suggestion of "positively revelling" in throwing people out of the bar is entirely your inference, because most of the time I was shitting myself. Which was the entire point of the question, wasn't it?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31, 2 replies)

I once dated a solicitor which meant that sometimes I had to act as a bailiff or court clerk
because that's how jobs work in fruitloop lala imaginary land.
(alright alright, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:25, closed)

Only in fruitloop lala imaginary land would you be dating anyone

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:57, closed)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:53, closed)

IT'S 'TOO DRUNK TO FIGHT PROPERLY'
You thick twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:32, closed)

*slow hand clap*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:53, closed)

if you have that, you should get Yoda Mask to wank you off faster.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:43, closed)

Well to be fair I've asked her to be a bit more brisk
but she says she prefers to hang out around our place, because your dad knocks her around if she's late with his dinner
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 0:11, closed)