Showing off to a rather attractive lady who was following me in her car...
I stacked my bike, it in a rather spectacular fashion flew off down the road in a shower of sparks and flames, I myself apparently managed some quite big air before landing in the road. The car pulled up aforementioned lady and other passengers leapt out of car thinking i was dead. At which point I jumped up shouting 'Did you fucking see that!!!'

Laughed hysterically and then passed out because I was jumping about on a broken foot. Off to hospital got put in a cast and demanded we still go to the rave we were originally heading for.

Discovered halfway through rave the very attractive lady had done a runner as she thought I was mental.

Met new girlfriend at rave.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)