My daughter when she was 8 years old
She was out in the boat with us when we a pulling up some nets we'd left out over night. Unfortunately we'd managed to catch not one, but three young seals.

As we set about untangling their corpses from the nets I was concerned that she might find it all a bit too much an asked her if she was alright.

"Yeah" she replied before adding "Can I take their eyes out?"

Not sure if she was MTFU or psychoing TFU. She hasn't shown any other serial killer tendencies since.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:07, 15 replies)

So ... did you let her take their eyes out?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:08, closed)

One
and then we took it apart identifying the aqueous humour, vitreous humour, lens, retina and optic nerve.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)

I like to add a veneer of academic legitimacy to animal mutilation
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Sambo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 1:18, closed)