Since I'm not allowed to post fullstops anymore

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 6:34, 21 replies)

alright, baldy porkchop
you know the old saying? "if you can't say anything interesting, that's probably why you have no friends and spend your life desperately seeking attention on the internet from people who think you're ridiculous"

something like that. i was never very good at remembering adages
(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:27, closed)

Leave Shambo out of it!

(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:32, closed)

alright, shambo

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:37, closed)

I thought you were Shambo?
I can't keep up anymore :(
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:14, closed)

I'm pretty sure I'm still baldmonkey.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:33, closed)

And why is everybody a Dr suddenly?
It makes it far harder to spot posts by me and Preference ... which are the only posts worth reading on here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:39, closed)

Shut up and get back in your box, Mock Turtle.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40, closed)

That's DOCTOR the mock turtle to you.
I didn't spend seven years at weepy phantom school etc etc blah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, closed)

'When a man is tired of buffing his baldy pate, stuffing his face and lying, he is tired of life'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:33, closed)

'you can take a needy fat loser to water but you can't make him wash away the tears'

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:38, closed)

'You can't make a story about a near fatal car crash out of a 10mph ding'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:40, closed)

'many a misery makes a mcugly'

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:41, closed)

Well.
After 2 hrs I've got absolutely fuck all.
Nvm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:38, closed)

Could use a comma.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:39, closed)

he could use a coma

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:42, closed)

That could be construed as a threat, y'know.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 8:55, closed)

fuck the law, man

(alright alright, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:08, closed)

Hm ... are you threatening a police officer?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:53, closed)

Hey watch out - he might charge you.
OR WORSE, ARREST YOU!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

I'll help him put my stash in his car when he does.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39, closed)

That's libellous etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:26, closed)