MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
« Go Back
Mum, shut up- NOWOut for a rare pizza treat evening, one of the few occasions my mum had a couple to drink, we go to pay.
Now she's quite chatty and gets talking to the waitress.
Turns out the waitress is also a part time policewoman. (Don't know how that works what with the whole moonlighting thing nowadays)
Mum's reply?
"Yes, we can tell by the truncheon between your legs!"
Red faces and a swift exit. Waitress was not impressed, but looked far away in thought.
(
Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 14:12,
Reply)
« Go Back