MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Never. Ever.'ALWAYS stir the butter and pepper into the sunday-dinner cabbage with a kitchen knife.'
No. No. No. As my old grandma repeated everyday of her life:
"Stir with a knife, stir up strife."
If anything bad has happened to you or your family, you can put it all down to you and your mother stirring with knives. You must stop this now. Even reading this has put the mockers on my evening. Stop it. I implore you.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:14,
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