girlfriend meets mum
on the way to meet my mum for the first time my girlfriend was quite worried, i said naaaaaa she is a cool mum and told her loads of stories about her - one being that once she came out of the shower when me and my brother went to visit her and asked us if we had used that "mint source shower jell" we said ummmm yeh and she said i like it it wakes me up in the morning, but it does make my fairy tingley. after my girlfriend heard this story she relaxed and said oh i think i will get on well with her.

when we got to the house we sat down and had a chat etc and there was no conversation at the time so my girlfriend decides to start some and say's Ted was telling me about that time you used that mint shower jell and we all giggled, then she said i liked the part where you said it makes your "Fanny itchy". my girlfriend still cringes to this day and my mum pisses herself when she remembers.

Toodle pips.
(ev1lted ill bring dead hookers, you bring plastic bags, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)