My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Ripped up porn mags found under a hedgeA friend and myself found ripped up porn mags under a hedge at school, we were about 13 (1991). It was quite tame stuff, no gaping vag, just good old fashioned naked women.
After school we locked ourselves in a toilet and proceeded to view the material, giggling away and pretending to be turned on, "phwoar, i'd like to er...shag?...yeah, shag her"
This was when the school caretaker tried to get in, banged on the door "eer, oi need to clean this 'ere toilet", my friend and I looked at each other in horror, how gay did we look locked in a toilet together? VERY.
In a flash of inspiration, I pretended to be having a big poo, "Ungh...out in a minute...unghh", we heard the caretaker walk off muttering to himself so we bolted out the door to freedom.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 9:48,
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