First porn of a particular nature...
Back in 1993 I was sharing a flat with 3 other guys and one of them (who I'll call Tony) had amassed a rather varied collection of 'rhythm videos'. Myself and Tony had been drinking and toking heavily one particular evening and as you do, ended up watching a video. This was an old Dutch film ("Hexy Lamour", if I remember correctly) originally shot on cine camera and transferred to video, so the quality was terrible. It involved this little bird with a red pullover and bad afro wig going about the business of pleasuring gentleman visitors to a 1970s strip club. All well and good. Suddenly the picture goes all squiggly and a new title comes up; "Men at Work". The opening shot is of a moustachioed bloke wearing a plastic hard hat. The camera pans out to reveal two feet in white socks bobbing about at the level of his head. All well and good.
Then it pans out some more, and to our horror it transpires that he's pummelling another bloke up the arse!
We didn't have a remote control with our video, so in unison, Tony and I started shuffling across the carpet on our knees with our eyes shut tight, one arm extended in the vague direction of the 'stop' button. It would've been hilarious to watch, and we did see the funny side in the end, but it was a hell of a shock to be initiated into gay porn like that.
Oh - and the length. Well, it would've made your eyes water.
( BobbyParadise, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:40, Reply)