My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Alan's pron videocirca 1989
The most hackneyed of plotlines involving a lass who doesn't seem to require counselling as a result of walking in on her flatmate pleasuring two moustached tv repairmen/milkmen types.
Anyway, our heroine joins in the fun in a late 80s big hair orgy of closeups, flailing limbs etc.
The most disturbing bit? The film was recorded in English, but had German subtitles - even down to the individual moans.
Seeing the action accompanied by the caption
"Oh Ja, ich libe der slurpenlicken!" is enough to give anyone nightmares.
The funniest moment was when the token well endowed black chap with an OTT Jamaican accent a la Jim Davidson turned up and announced "Helloah, Ey'm Hector".
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