It’s about time a girl posted her two pence worth here
Apart from the odd jazz mag passed round the class at school, I didn’t get to see any actual porn until we got internet access at home when I was seventeen. I still don’t understand it.

Ugly people Why would you pay to watch ugly people have sex? The women are all skinny with fake tits and peroxide hair, and as for the men… Well, I think I speak for most of the female population when I say that Ron Jeremy is not attractive.

Lesbians I could get into a feminist argument about how to the male population in general, lesbians are regarded either as porn stars existing solely for male amusement, or ugly fat mingers who hate men, but I won’t. All I will say is, what makes you think they’ll want you to join in?

Gynaecological close-ups Oh look. It’s a vagina.

Monster cocks Ow, ow, ow, OW, get that thing away from me! And surely they make men feel inadequate?

Shaved pussies Because the plucked chicken look is just SOOOO attractive.

Women in pain Kind of related to the above of course…I’m sorry, brand me as a fat ugly feminist if you like, but I think anyone who gets off on that is a total sicko.

Anal Why the obsession with anal? I can understand it between homosexual males, but why bother when there’s a perfectly serviceable orifice two inches up?

Bukkake And another thing – why the obsession with jizzing all over girls’ faces? Not that I have a particular problem with it per se, but what’s the point?

Abusive language “Yeah, give it to me, you fucking nasty slut!” What?

I don't actually have a problem with men (or indeed women) looking at porn. Mr Fluffles tells me he's paranoid that the Powers That Be in his university accomodation are keeping a running inventory of all the filth he's downloading. Awwww, bless...
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, Reply)