My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Fäbodjäntan.We had a neighbour known as "penfold" after i was noticed that he looked and acted like Danger-Mouse's side-kick.
His wife was strict, his kids: all girls. That man needed an outlet. He was the first to get a Satelite dish, and made it his mission to record porn.
Months later, his stock was huge, and he started to distribute it among the other guys he knew in the neighbourhood.
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My dad once told me of a film he'd seen.. where a woman would blow a horn (no pun.. it was a gert-big brass horn) and people would become horny and start to shag. This - he declared - was the funniest porn he'd seen... Sadly he'd recordeed over it.
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Years later i end up in Sweden...
2 years after that i discover a film that people recommend: the film that turned the phrase "swedish movie" into something synonymous with "pron movie"
I downloaded it and watched in awe as a woman blew a horn... and people started to shag.
I give you "Fäbodjäntan"... the original porno film, with great scenes such as a middle-aged woman abusing herself with a "Falukorv"
and no.. those are not baby-tomatos.
www.mostorpsgard.se/bilder/img_falukorv.jpg
Torrent it people... Go forth and watch the woman with her horn of hornyness.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:29,
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