My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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SINS!I remember it well. I was about 11, home alone for an hour cus by older sister was at work and my parents had gone shopping. I was a trustworty sensible kid ya see.
Anyhow, I had gone for my coat out the cupboard a few weeks earlier and saw a huge, black VHS case neslted under a few blankets. Memory served me well, and low that night I did open said box and drop it into the VCR...
Private Video presents...PRIVATE SINS.
Pure Germanic porn filth.
I watched in bemused fashion as two birds in PVC took it it turns to mash there lady parts into some lucky fella's face before going two up on him and having a good old snog at the same time.
Over the course of a few weeks I watched the whole vid, using counter reset 0 to take it back to the exact same point where I had found it. No body ever knew. Rar.
When I was 16 my Dad actually told me where he kept his Porn stash and told me I could copy it if I wanted. I was the Porn King of my college. Yeeeehaw. Made a small fortune.
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 14:38, Reply)
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