My very first Pr0n - by Kenner!
Actually, I was about 8 (so this is about 1979). That summer in NYC was unbearably hot. This was before my parents put Air Conditioning in the house, and all that there was a window mounted fan. Because of this fact, my little sister and I would sleep on the floor of my parents bedroom. Well I woke up in the middle of the night, and my hand felt something underneath Dads side of the bed. It was a magazine, my 8 year old mind was wondering what it was, and why it was hidden under the bed. Well this emboldened young lad pulled out the mag, and lo and behold, it was a copy of Oui. Complete with the bushy 70's hairdos and all. I was somehow excited by these pictures of naked ladies. I grabbed my pillow and the magazine, and crept softly into my bedroom, and promptly fell asleep with the mag under my pillow. When i awoke in the morning - the mag was gone! I never knew if my mom or dad found it or not. I havent wanted to ask that question.

Thing is, dad worked for the NYC dept. of Sanitation, and brought home tons of pr0n mags until he retired 10 years later. I did on a couple of occassions buy some from the shady storekeeper, but i never had to worry, cause dad had like 3 boxes of the stuff at any given time.

Later when they got a VCR, i found a couple of tapes, and used them to wank to in the living room. I totally forgot to remove the tape once, and nearly got busted by my mom. Today I ahve a sizable collection of DVDs.

Pr0n, its a good thing.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 2:00, Reply)