My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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The Pelican Motel, Timperley, Manchester, 1991Probably the first time I (briefly) had my own bongo mag. I check in, open the wardrobe to put my clothes away, and inexplicably, someone has left "Escort" in there. I read it - it's bottom-end-of-the-market stuff, I warn you, and frankly there's more erotic stuff on Sky Movies so I lose interest.
Later, in bed, I suddenly realise the dilemma I'm in. Leave the mag in the wardrobe and they might try to post it back to me. Leave it in the bin, and the cleaner will think I'm a slavering pervert. Take it with me and I might get run over by a bus, or it might fall out of my case during next day's course.
So I do the logical thing, and sling it out of the window into a shrubbery under cover of darkness.
And that, my beloved b3tards, is how pr0n gets under hedges.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 11:47, Reply)
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