I sense a redundancy here.
My first experience with porn happened when I was 9 years old, and was with three of my other friends, who all happened to be dudes. We were in the woods, looking for frogs to catch. We came upon a clearing near the stream, and beyond that laid an area of some massive trees. We ventured on back there and noticed a firepit that had been carved out of the ground.

The ashes still felt warm from where they had lit the fire and there were a few beer bottles strewn around the area. And tucked underneath one of the logs laid a porno magazine. It was torn up and stuff, and there were probably only 10 pages left in it... I dare not ask what had happened to the others, but I had an idea.

The porn was nothing special, but it was all stuff I hadn't seen before. This wasn't a hardcore magazine or anything... just a bunch of chicks spread eagle, for the most part. Then my one friend said "Hey guys, I have a ton more of this stuff at home! And they got chicks doing all sorts of weird stuff in them!"

So we all went back to his place and waited to see if his parents were home. His mom was, but she was taking a shower. So we all ran up to her room really fast and swiped probably 8 of the magazines from above the parents' bed.

I never really did anything with that magazine. I was still pretty young and had no idea what masturbation was (That came but a few short years later... 5th grade, I think. Haha, came... LAWL), so the magazine was ultimately useless. And this particular one was a Playboy... so there was more nude modeling than anything else.

My first experience with internet pr0n happened in 5th grade. I was at my friend Joe's house, and we were on his Macintosh computer. He had recently started up a website and was showing me some stuff on it. Of course it was just a stupid Geocities webpage and ultimately I got bored. So I asked him to show me something that wasn't stupid and boring. So he's like "Well... we can look at porn!" So we did. But his idea of looking at porn (since he and his family were quite religious) was go to www.sex.com for like a grand total of 10 seconds, giggling like a shithead at some of the pictures, and quickly exiting the page. (www.sex.com is way different now. It used to be so much more primitive, as you could probably suspect.)

Haha... then not too much longer after that I discovered masturbation. I won't talk about that, but let's just say that was about the time I officially denied the Holy Trinity for good. Sorry God... I have just formed a more meaningful man-to-hand relationship here.
(AALLGOD, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 17:53, Reply)