My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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AhaSpent this past weekend in Brighton with the missus, my best mate, my best mate's brother and his 3 year-old son. Best mate's nephew and brother are sleeping in the flat's bedroom, the rest of us crash out in the living room.
Sunday morning, mate's brother emerges from the bedroom and says to mate: "You'd better hide your DVDs a bit more carefully in future, little Joe found one on your bedside table and wanted to watch it. It took me ages to persuade him that he should watch something else instead."
The DVD? Only that classic of the genre, Dog Fuckers 18.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 11:52,
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