My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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ladies!want to simulate the 'porn experience' for your man?
i) paint yourself orange.
ii) get him to punch you really hard in the mouth. This will both give you the proper mental attitude, and cause your lips to swell up in an erotic manner.
iii) put two lumps of plastic down your top. Make sure they're big, because big lumps of hard plastic are erotic, whereas small hard lumps of plastic obviously aren't.
(, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 6:45, Reply)
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