My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Porn relatednot strictly the QOTW but worth sharing
a while back ('98) I was staying in a shared house with 2 others(another guy and girl) it was a tiny 3 bed terrace, but it was cheap and the double lounge had a snooker table. The recently divorced landlord was friendly enough and came around to collect the rent in person with his girlfriend every Friday
one drunken evening Bob finds a plastic bag whilst rumminging around the bottom kitchen cupboards. In it are snap shots of landlord's girlfriend posing in her underwear, some letters and a small camcorder cassette.
fast forward 1 hour and there's me, Steph and Bob all crouched over the snooker table with the cassette unscrewed and in bits... trying to spool it onto a normal sized cassette to watch on the video. (some first attempts by Bob now means we've wrecked the original casing..so we have passed the point of no return and we agree just to bin th e lot afterwards in the hope the landlord forgot he ever left this stuff behind
Imagine our surprise then, when after what was far too long a time for 3 slightly drunk, reasonably sane people to dismantle a camcorder tape to spool onto a normal cassette, to press play and discover that it was the landlord's wedding video
bollox (as Pope Benedict XVI would say)
(, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 12:14, Reply)
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