My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Pr0n PoliceWhen i got burgled at Uni (no, you filthy minded ones) i had the honour of ringing round my housemates whom had just gone home for easter.
They were all pretty annoyed, but accepting and appreciative of the call. Except Rocky. (now Dr Rock - Dr of Bioloogical Sciences).
Rocky shat himself and asked if i could burgle the mags from under his mattress. I was expecting the worst kind of filth.
Whilst the police finger printed in his room, i had to go in and remove a pile of Asian babes with machine guns and a massive pile of WPC Naughty mild bondage in uniform mags.
Both very tame in a sexual sense. What amazed me is that asian babes do really hang out in the desert with Aviator sunglasses, a couple of bandoliers of bullets and machine guns.
I always thought this was an urban myth magazine title, but no - it is real.
Maybe cheaper to buy "Guns n ammo" and any Asian mag and cut and glue until happy.
I think the babes were a cover up. Guns got him hot. guns and uniforms.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 12:44,
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