My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Ooh, one more, one moreSomeone bought a copy of something into school one day in the days when jazzmags had other stuff in like cars, and expensive motorbikes, and we all went behind the library for a quick butchers. We're all thumbing through this and after one lady finished, a road test of a Ferrari 400 appears. "Ooh, hang on" I pipe up "just let me read this", with a genuine interest in lovely cars, whereupon they all shouted at me, pointing out that I was using up all there valuable leisure time, although I let the perusal of ladies continue on the promise that I could read it later. Unfortunately the librarian then banged on the window and we all scattered. I was so scared of being hauled up before the head (being caught with grumble was percieved as the most heinous crime ever), and I can feel myself burning with geeky embarrassment just thinking about this, that I went straight to my locker and learnt all the facts off a Top Trump card about said Ferrari so that when we were being carpeted I could add weight to my "I was just looking at the cars in it " defence. Looking back I am so glad it never came to that, I would never have been spoken too again.
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 4:56, Reply)
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